Charlie's Sunday lunch

Charlie was looking forward to his Sunday lunch. Charlie was the landlord of the biggest villa in the village. He invited all of the villagers round to his villa every Sunday. "Please come to Charlie's Sunday lunch," he would say. Everybody would come along because Charlie made an excellent roast chicken. He was very fond of roast chicken. One day, he decided he would switch things up and made roast beef instead. "It's the same thing, really," he said to his wife. However, his wife, Caroline, was not a fan of beef. Caroline did not want to offend Charlie, but she said that the roast beef made her feel a little sick. Charlie thought that maybe she had got food poisoning and took her to the hospital. On the way, they had to pass the butcher's shop. "Oh look," said Charlie, "those sausages look tasty." "Oh yes," said Caroline, "I wouldn't mind having a little snack." So they abandoned the trip to the hospital and instead bought some sausages. On the way back, Charlie noticed that Caroline's appetite was improving. "Wait a minute," he said, "you were fine the whole time." "Not really," Caroline lied, "I didn't feel well at the hospital." "But we didn't get to the hospital!" Charlie shouted, "you are a liar!" Caroline started crying. The End

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